Your business card is CRAP!


words of advise from the greatest pitchman alive today. *UPDATE* I’m Rich, You’re Not bit.ly

Related Interesting Article You May Read

    There Are 25 Responses So Far. »

    1. thumbs up if you searched “crap” and you got this

    2. i t bag your fucking soul …guaranteed

    3. can i order it?

    4. “It took me 25 years to design this” I cried at how sad that is.

    5. This guy is an epic troll… Fucking hilarious man

    6. LOL, it may be one impressive muthafuckin’ business card but all i would think when i got it would be, “Oooooh, it’s a pop-out, (up-down-up-down)yay!!!”.

    7. i f*** your mother

      guaranteed

      i just had to do that xD! dont be a troll, i just did it because ray william johnson did it and it was hilarious

    8. He needs some love, hahaha

    9. @samharrison14 Replace that with Ipecac, and I’m on board.

    10. I guarantee to put Rohypnol in your drink and fuck your asshole, just for the sake of it.

    11. Thumbs up if you were bored and typed “Crap” in the search box :P

    12. @elnoly03 you bellend, this man puts the business in business man, you don’t know what you are talking about

    13. This is what happend.I just typed in crap because i was sooo bored :D

    14. sorry but that is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen. Took him 25 years, what a twat!!

    15. Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it.
      Oh my god… it even has his mug on it.

    16. lol this guy is a complete joke.

    17. I know right, this guy took 25 years to design a business card.
      SERIOUSLY………..

    18. It took you 25 years to design a card???…..unfortunately any marketing bussiness won’t wait for 25 years till you crack it…PS…your card…sucks.

    19. I really don’t really care about the business card rather than the information on it. However, if you receive a business card that means the “giver” sees prospect in you, and that makes you valuable. Then in that case I would accept the card no matter what kind it is. As an intern, of course I would need it, and I don’t meet people who are like this–because I interned for science companies in their R&D branches. I really avoid these crappy advice because it is another religion I don’t need.

    20. @emokr The word is advice not advise. I thought that you should know how to properly spell if you are going to pitch yourself as the greatest pitchman alive. Give me a break!

    21. @emokr The word is advice not advise. I thought that you should know how to properly spell if you are going to pitch yourself as the greatest pitchman alive. Give me a break!

    22. hit yourself with a hammer VERY hard right in the head. post that on youtube.

      THIS IS CRAP

    23. I do ur mom… GUARANTEED

    24. @CanineFaeces absolutely right, also my impression is the same

    25. whats with the eye at the end???

    Post a Response